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Exposed in the FROSTBYTE paperwork leak: the personnel file of every elf on the main floor. Heights, shoe sizes, cocoa orders, secret talents and official stats.
Office of Compliance: these files are CONFIDENTIAL . Home addresses have been
redacted. (They all live at the North Pole. That is the address.) We also blacked out one detail in every file,
before lunch, as a precaution. (redacted)
ELF-1224 · Clearance: Cocoa
Junior Inventory Clerk, Night Shift
"The Big Man is going to love it. Oops."
Speed 64 out of 100
Sparkle 98 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 41 out of 100
Patience 22 out of 100
Cheer 100 out of 100
Open full file on Pip Tinsdale
ELF-0027 · Clearance: Triplicate
Head Elf of Compliance
"Per Form 27-B, I must say this is all highly irregular. And rather lovely."
Speed 58 out of 100
Sparkle 31 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 27 out of 100
Patience 99 out of 100
Cheer 47 out of 100
Open full file on Bartholomew Ledgerly
ELF-0103 · Clearance: Ribbon
Forewoman, Plush & Stuffing
"Fluff is a feeling."
Speed 71 out of 100
Sparkle 66 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 83 out of 100
Patience 92 out of 100
Cheer 88 out of 100
Open full file on Marigold Featherstitch
ELF-0088 · Clearance: Ribbon
Foreman, Wooden Toys
"Again, but gentler."
Speed 55 out of 100
Sparkle 40 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 70 out of 100
Patience 97 out of 100
Cheer 76 out of 100
Open full file on Alder Knotworth
ELF-0151 · Clearance: Glitter
Stable Master, Stable Unicorns
"Glow responsibly."
Speed 62 out of 100
Sparkle 100 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 54 out of 100
Patience 81 out of 100
Cheer 90 out of 100
Open full file on Juniper Glimmerhoof
ELF-0310 · Clearance: Glitter
Chief Engineer, Electronics & Blinky Things
"If it hums, it's happy."
Speed 84 out of 100
Sparkle 79 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 38 out of 100
Patience 63 out of 100
Cheer 72 out of 100
Open full file on Volta Brightwire
ELF-0066 · Clearance: Ribbon
Head Binder, Books & Bindery
"Every book deserves a good spine."
Speed 33 out of 100
Sparkle 52 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 61 out of 100
Patience 100 out of 100
Cheer 69 out of 100
Open full file on Quill Pagewhistle
ELF-0207 · Clearance: Cocoa
Coach, Sports & Bouncy
"Insufficient boing."
Speed 96 out of 100
Sparkle 44 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 75 out of 100
Patience 35 out of 100
Cheer 94 out of 100
Open full file on Bramble Highkick
ELF-0712 · Clearance: Glitter
Containment Officer, Art Supplies & Glitter Containment
"Contain the sparkle."
Speed 77 out of 100
Sparkle 95 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 59 out of 100
Patience 74 out of 100
Cheer 61 out of 100
Open full file on Sorrel Sparkwell
ELF-0404 · Clearance: Ribbon
Puzzlemaster, Puzzles & Riddles
"The answer is always in the question."
Speed 68 out of 100
Sparkle 70 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 47 out of 100
Patience 88 out of 100
Cheer 73 out of 100
Open full file on Tansy Crossword
ELF-0533 · Clearance: Ribbon
Site Foreman, Bricks & Building
"Measure twice, click once."
Speed 81 out of 100
Sparkle 48 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 66 out of 100
Patience 70 out of 100
Cheer 82 out of 100
Open full file on Mortimer Snapfit
ELF-0245 · Clearance: Ribbon
Head Seamstress, Dolls & Dollhouses
"Small things matter most."
Speed 60 out of 100
Sparkle 85 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 50 out of 100
Patience 95 out of 100
Cheer 80 out of 100
Open full file on Petunia Hemline
ELF-1031 · Clearance: Cocoa
Senior Hug-Tester, Stitch Team 4
"One more hug, for science."
Speed 39 out of 100
Sparkle 58 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 90 out of 100
Patience 87 out of 100
Cheer 99 out of 100
Open full file on Fennel Puffington
ELF-0880 · Clearance: Cocoa
Smoother, The Sanding Circle
"Smooth enough is not smooth enough."
Speed 47 out of 100
Sparkle 50 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 64 out of 100
Patience 93 out of 100
Cheer 85 out of 100
Open full file on Clementine Grainwhistle
ELF-0999 · Clearance: Sleigh
Load Master, Sleigh Loading & Ballast
"Balanced to the gumdrop."
Speed 74 out of 100
Sparkle 36 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 57 out of 100
Patience 90 out of 100
Cheer 66 out of 100
Open full file on Basil Shortbread
ELF-0418 · Clearance: Ribbon
Bow Geometrist, Ribbon Engineering
"A bow is a promise."
Speed 89 out of 100
Sparkle 78 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 45 out of 100
Patience 72 out of 100
Cheer 77 out of 100
Open full file on Ottoline Bowsworth
ELF-0002 · Clearance: Sleigh
Inspector, Quality Assurance
"Checked twice. Then once more, for luck."
Speed 42 out of 100
Sparkle 46 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 52 out of 100
Patience 98 out of 100
Cheer 60 out of 100
Open full file on Higgins Checktwice
ELF-2100 · Clearance: Cocoa
Lantern Keeper, The Night Shift
"Quiet hands, bright lanterns."
Speed 70 out of 100
Sparkle 82 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 95 out of 100
Patience 84 out of 100
Cheer 63 out of 100
Open full file on Nutmeg Lanterly
ELF-0500 · Clearance: Triplicate
Chief Stamper, The Intake Desk
"Every letter is a good letter."
Speed 99 out of 100
Sparkle 74 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 68 out of 100
Patience 86 out of 100
Cheer 97 out of 100
Open full file on Rosalind Stampwell
ELF-0040 · Clearance: Cocoa
Boing Counter, The Bounce Committee
"Thirty-nine. Forty. Certified!"
Speed 93 out of 100
Sparkle 55 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 49 out of 100
Patience 28 out of 100
Cheer 96 out of 100
Open full file on Barnaby Boingsworth
ELF-0311 · Clearance: Glitter
Lead Soprano, Circuit Choir
"Every toy has a song. Some just need tuning."
Speed 61 out of 100
Sparkle 91 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 56 out of 100
Patience 66 out of 100
Cheer 89 out of 100
Open full file on Wren Solderby
ELF-0067 · Clearance: Ribbon
Proofreader, The Spine Society
"Every word in its proper place, please."
Speed 52 out of 100
Sparkle 43 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 60 out of 100
Patience 96 out of 100
Cheer 58 out of 100
Open full file on Hazel Margin
ELF-0713 · Clearance: Glitter
Sweeper First Class, Containment Unit 7
"It's fine. It's festive."
Speed 65 out of 100
Sparkle 97 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 62 out of 100
Patience 80 out of 100
Cheer 91 out of 100
Open full file on Ferris Gluepot
ELF-0405 · Clearance: Ribbon
Riddle Proofreader, The Riddle Cellar
"What has hands but cannot clap? Me, when I am holding cocoa."
Speed 57 out of 100
Sparkle 64 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance 71 out of 100
Patience 79 out of 100
Cheer 75 out of 100
Open full file on Tobias Riddleton
File ELF-DIR-2026. One file was found in this folder by mistake: "C., Mrs. — Operations". It has been returned to
Operations unopened, with an apology, in triplicate.