PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0999
Department: Sleigh Loading & Ballast
Clearance level: Sleigh
Years of service: 133
| Home address | The North Pole. Hangar Row, Bunk H-1 (he can see the sleigh from his pillow). |
|---|---|
| Height | 3 ft 0 in, balanced |
| Shoe size | Grippy boots, size 8 (Hangar 1 floors are icy) |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa measured to the gram, for balance |
| Secret talent | Can balance the whole sleigh to the gumdrop |
| Hobby | Weighing things that do not need weighing |
| Known weakness | One sock heavier than the other |
| Special move | The Perfect Pack: nothing rattles |
| Exact weight of the sleigh | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 74 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 36 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 57 out of 100
- Patience
- 90 out of 100
- Cheer
- 66 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Rejected 3 sleigh loading plans for being 1 gumdrop too heavy on the left. Was right every time.
"Balanced to the gumdrop."