PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0040
Department: The Bounce Committee, Sports & Bouncy
Clearance level: Cocoa
Years of service: 37
| Home address | The North Pole. Gymnasium Row, Bunk 17 (a trampoline, technically). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 7 in, measured mid-bounce, so possibly more |
| Shoe size | Springy trainers, size 3 |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa, which he bounces while drinking (see HR note) |
| Secret talent | Can hear the difference between a boing and a bonk |
| Hobby | Counting things that bounce, and some that do not |
| Known weakness | Soft carpets |
| Special move | The Fortieth Boing |
| Ceiling repair costs | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 93 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 55 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 49 out of 100
- Patience
- 28 out of 100
- Cheer
- 96 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Asked to stop drinking cocoa while bouncing. Ceiling has been cleaned. Twice.
"Thirty-nine. Forty. Certified!"