PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0311
Department: Circuit Choir, Electronics & Blinky Things
Clearance level: Glitter
Years of service: 58
| Home address | The North Pole. Circuit Close, Bunk 0110 (very good acoustics). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 9 in, plus a high C |
| Shoe size | Rubber-soled 4, insulated |
| Usual cocoa order | Honey cocoa, for the voice |
| Secret talent | Can sing a circuit back to life (results may vary) |
| Hobby | Writing songs for constellation projectors to hum along to |
| Known weakness | Buzzing that is out of tune |
| Special move | The High Note: lights every bulb at once |
| Highest note ever sung | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 61 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 91 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 56 out of 100
- Patience
- 66 out of 100
- Cheer
- 89 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Circuit Choir rehearsals moved to after lunch, when the circuits are most awake.
"Every toy has a song. Some just need tuning."