PERSONNEL FILE ELF-1031
Department: Stitch Team 4 ("The Fluffers"), Plush & Stuffing
Clearance level: Cocoa
Years of service: 46
| Home address | The North Pole. Stuffing Street, Bunk 8-F (next to the radiator). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 6 in, which is the ideal hugging height |
| Shoe size | Fluffy slippers, size 3 |
| Usual cocoa order | Warm milk, honestly, but he calls it cocoa |
| Secret talent | Has hug-tested 18,400 plush toys this season without needing a nap |
| Hobby | Napping (after hug-testing) |
| Known weakness | Sloth plush, which make him sleepy on contact |
| Special move | The Long Hug: lasts exactly as long as needed |
| Time of nap | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 39 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 58 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 90 out of 100
- Patience
- 87 out of 100
- Cheer
- 99 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Found asleep holding a Sleepy Sloth Plush. Logged as "extended field testing".
"One more hug, for science."