PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0713
Department: Containment Unit 7, Art Supplies & Glitter Containment
Clearance level: Glitter
Years of service: 29
| Home address | The North Pole. Containment Court, Bunk 7-B (glitter found under pillow: daily). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 9 in, mostly covered in glitter |
| Shoe size | Sealed boots, size 6, still sparkling |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa with sprinkles (he says it is not glitter; tests are pending) |
| Secret talent | Has swept the same spot 1,226 times and it still sparkles |
| Hobby | Making art from the glitter he sweeps up |
| Known weakness | Sneezing near open barrels |
| Special move | The Broom Twirl |
| What happened in Bay 2 | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 65 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 97 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 62 out of 100
- Patience
- 80 out of 100
- Cheer
- 91 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Volunteered for glitter duty. Has not stopped sparkling since. Very happy about it.
"It's fine. It's festive."