PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0151
Department: Mane Brigade, Stable Unicorns
Clearance level: Glitter
Years of service: 198
| Home address | The North Pole. Stable Loft, Bunk U-2 (smells faintly of hay and glitter). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 11 in (3 ft 4 in counting the hat) |
| Shoe size | Riding boots, size 5, very shiny |
| Usual cocoa order | Lavender cocoa, sipped while brushing manes |
| Secret talent | Can calibrate a horn glow to the exact shade of a winter sunrise |
| Hobby | Braiding manes into shapes that spell words |
| Known weakness | Unicorns who refuse to glow before breakfast |
| Special move | The Night-Light: makes a dark room feel friendly |
| Name of her own unicorn | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 62 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 100 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 54 out of 100
- Patience
- 81 out of 100
- Cheer
- 90 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Formally reminded not to use the word "sparkly" in official reports. Used it 212 times since.
"Glow responsibly."