PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0310
Department: Circuit Choir, Electronics & Blinky Things
Clearance level: Glitter
Years of service: 142
| Home address | The North Pole. Circuit Close, Bunk 0101 (the light switch plays a tune). |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 9 in, plus static |
| Shoe size | Rubber-soled 4 (non-negotiable around circuits) |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa at exactly 61 degrees, checked with a thermometer she built |
| Secret talent | Can hear which circuit is unhappy from across the room |
| Hobby | Teaching the Circuit Choir new harmonies |
| Known weakness | Batteries that are "nearly" charged |
| Special move | The Gentle Reboot: off, on, and a kind word |
| Wi-Fi password (it is not "cocoa") | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 84 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 79 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 38 out of 100
- Patience
- 63 out of 100
- Cheer
- 72 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Responsible for the Blinky Room being 14% blinkier than any other room. Approved.
"If it hums, it's happy."