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Quill Pagewhistle

Head Binder, Books & Bindery

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PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0066

Department: The Spine Society, Books & Bindery

Clearance level: Ribbon

Years of service: 405

Personal details (leaked)
Home addressThe North Pole. Library Loft, Bunk L-14 (between Fairy Tales and Fish).
Height2 ft 8 in, or 3 ft standing on a dictionary
Shoe sizeSlippers, size 6, worn for quiet
Usual cocoa orderVery weak cocoa, because it is mostly forgotten while reading
Secret talentReads every book to its printing press before it is printed
HobbyReading aloud to anyone who stands still for long enough
Known weaknessBookmarks left upside down
Special moveThe Read-Aloud: makes any page sound like an adventure
Overdue library books (number)(redacted)

Official stats

Speed (Toys per shift, adjusted for cocoa breaks)
33 out of 100
Sparkle (Measured under Form 27-B (Sparkle Variance))
52 out of 100
Cocoa tolerance (Mugs before a nap is required)
61 out of 100
Patience (Tested with a very slow printer)
100 out of 100
Cheer (Whistles, hums and unprompted waves)
69 out of 100

Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)

Oldest elf in the building. Has read "The Very Long Nap" aloud 1,094 times. Still yawns at the end.

"Every book deserves a good spine."

This file was exposed in the FROSTBYTE paperwork leak. Please do not try to contact this elf: they are very busy, and it is nearly December.