PERSONNEL FILE ELF-0533
Department: The Snap Squad, Bricks & Building
Clearance level: Ribbon
Years of service: 154
| Home address | The North Pole. Building Block 9, Bunk 2x4. |
|---|---|
| Height | 2 ft 11 in, 34 bricks tall |
| Shoe size | Steel-toed 7 (bricks have been stepped on) |
| Usual cocoa order | Cocoa in a mug he built from 212 tiny bricks (it leaks a little) |
| Secret talent | Can tell which piece is missing by looking at the box |
| Hobby | Building a model of the North Pole, inside the North Pole |
| Known weakness | A single brick on the floor, in the dark |
| Special move | The Click: every piece fits first time |
| Which seat he thinks is best | (redacted) |
Official stats
- Speed
- 81 out of 100
- Sparkle
- 48 out of 100
- Cocoa tolerance
- 66 out of 100
- Patience
- 70 out of 100
- Cheer
- 82 out of 100
Notes from Human Resources (Elf Division)
Still settling the Great Seat Argument (which roller-coaster seat is best). Day 31.
"Measure twice, click once."